Testo King Snake

I'm the duke of nothing
I'm the sultan of san
The king of diddly
I'm the shell of a man
I'm the emperor of shit
The leader of nought-t-t-t-t-t
I'm the god of zilch
A vacuum of thought-t-t-t-t-t
Yeah!

He lies
He lies

The jack of fuck all
The master of none
The champion of nada
A neglectable sum
I'm yesterday's news
From ma's chip paper
I'm inbetween jobs
And I will be later-ter-ter
Yeah!
He lies
He lies

A drop in the ocean
A shadow in the night
A wheel with no motion
A dog with no (bark!) bite
The deputy manager's assistant's
Assitant's Assitant's Assitant's Assitant's
Assitant's Assitant's Assitant's Assitant
Don't like? Don't listen
Yeah

He lies
He lies
He lies
He lies