The Early 4-Track Recordings

  1. Needs A Bath
  2. Gets A Bath
  3. Thinks About Eating The Soap
  4. Scrubs Too Hard And Loses Soap
  5. Does Not Resist Temptation To Eat The Bathtub
  6. Wife Comes Home
  7. Wife Seems Suspicious About The Absent Tub
  8. Feigns Ignorance Of Missing Bathtub
  9. Wife Calls In Detective To Dust For Porcelain
  10. Tongue
  11. Taken To Police Lab Where It Is Used As Toilet Paper And Reading Material While On The Toilet
  12. Offers Lame Possible Explanation For Missing Bathtub
  13. Wife Makes A Sarcastic Remark, Cuts The Head Off A Duck, Places It Where The Tub Was and Begins To Growl
  14. Becomes Indignant And Wets Himself
  15. Quits Bathroom And Climbs A Tree
  16. Children Enter The Bathroom
  17. Children Don't Enter The Bathroom
Testi Of Montreal