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- Black Friar's Union Of Thursday Night Anarchists
- Broken Records
- Bury My Eyes At 1510 King St. W.
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- Cobra Constant Committee Bake Sale
- Dig Them Up And Try To Reason With Them
- I've Got Your Revolution Right Here, Wise Ass
- May Cruise Missile Diplomacy Keep Us Truthful, Good, And Mild
- Pink Slip + 1:30% Resistance To Your Daughter's New Pony
- The 18th Brumaire Of Boomer Ellsworth
- The Grand Preamble (Annie Get Your Gun, Mask, Ductape And Some Matches)
- The Starving Artist Weight-loss Program Works... To Varying Degree... Somethetimes
- Walkerton, Workfare, And The Wusses Who Watched
- What I Destroyed On My Summer Vacation
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- Zombie Cheerleader Slumber Party Massacre
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