Testo Alive

Hallelujah, I'm still walking.
They tried to put me in the Dead Zone like Chris Walken.
They try to kill me every day in every way.
They take forty percent earned from every pay.
Parking meters, gas a dollar a litre.
Gulf war still on? Fuck George junior and senior.
Three years of College and I'm fuelling aircraft.
All those engine fumes, man I'm losing hair fast! GSTs and STDs.
They broke into my car and sleeve all my CDs.
But it'll take more than that to get Annakin down.
Orson Welles on the mic, got 'em panicking now.
MSG in my egg roll but I'm still eating.
Poison in my air but I'm still breathing.
Shoe bombs on airplanes but I'm still flying.
Streaks in my hair but I'm still not dying.

They try to kill me with fear, hate and lies.
I'm alive, I'm alive.
I'm living how I want fuck a nine to five.
I'm alive, I'm alive.
I spit truth on every fucked up line.
I'm alive, I'm alive. Don't want to live forever but I'm never gonna, never gonna die!

Holy Mackerel! I'm still talking.
Shoved shit down my throat but I'm still hawking.
Backwards and forwards, murder and redrum.
Pining for the fjords, deceased, dead, done.
They even killed rap, they stole my art.
Then my bitch ex-girlfriend broke my heart.
Computer viruses, stuffed up sinuses.
Terror alerts, what kind of fucked up time is this?
Exposed my eyes to mass genocide.
Armenians, Jews and Rwandan tribes.
But I'm still alive, I will survive.
Put Gloria Gaynor on my next forty five.
Twenty car pile up but I'm still truckin.
They say she's got herpes but I'm still fuckin.
Commercialized Christmas, but I'm still giving.
They tried to kill the real mcs but I'm still living.

They try to kill me with fear, hate and lies.
I'm alive, I'm alive.
I'm living how I want fuck a nine to five.
I'm alive, I'm alive.
I spit truth on every fucked up line.
I'm alive, I'm alive.
Don't want to live forever but I'm never gonna, never gonna die!

Who here got fucked today?
Paid for gas at more than a buck today
Screaming Goddamn! I ain't got no luck today.
Sayin' holy shit, life really sucks today

Who here got fucked today?
Had a hard time waking up today
Screaming Goddamn! It's like I'm in a rut today.
Sayin' oh shit, life fucking sucks today