Testo What's My Age Again ?

I took her out, it was a Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started making out and she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV

And that's about the time that she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
And are still more amused by TV shows What the hell is ADD
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again
What's my age again

Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops
And your husband's in jail
This state looks down on sodomy

And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when your twenty-three
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is call ID My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again
What's my age again

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And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when your twenty-three
And you still act like you're in Freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again
What's my age again

That's about the time she broke up with me (Please stay)
No one should take themselves so seriously (With me, please stay)
With many years ahead to fall in line (With me, please stay)
Why would you wish that on me (With me)
I never want to act my age (Please stay)
What's my age again (With)
What's my age again (Me)

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What's my age again...