Testo Minnie The Moocher

Hey folks here's the story 'bout Minnie the Moocher She was a lowdown hoocie coocher She was the roughest toughest frail But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale Hidehidehidehi (Hidehidehidehi) Hodehodehodeho (Hodehodehodeho) Hedehedehedehe (Hedehedehedehe) Hidehidehideho (Hidehidehideho) She messed around with a bloke named Smokie She loved him though he was cokey He took her down to Chinatown and showed her how to kick the gong around Hidehidehidehi (Hidehidehidehi) Whoah (Whoah) Hedehedehedehe (Hedehedehedehe) A hidehidehideho (Hidehidehideho) She had a dream about the king of Sweden He gave her things that she was needin' He gave her a home built of gold and steel A diamond car with platinum wheels A hidehidehidehidehidehidehi (Hidehidehidehidehidehidehi) Hodehodehodehodehodehodeho (Hodehodehodehodehodehodeho) scoodley-woo-scoodley-woo-scoodley-woodley-woodley-woo (scoodley-woo-scoodley-woo-scoodley-woodley-woodley-woo) zit-dit-dit-dit-dittle-but-dut-duttleoo-skit-dit-skittle-but-dit-zoy (zit-dit-dit-dit-dittle-but-dut-duttleoo-skit-dit-skittle-but-dit-zoy) He gave her his townhouse and his racing horses Each meal she ate was a dozen courses Had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes She sat around and counted them all a million times Hidehidehidehi (Hidehidehidehi) Hodehodehodeho (Hodehodehodeho) Hedehedehedehe (Hedehedehedehe) Hidehidehideho (Hidehidehideho) Poor Min, poor Min, poor Minnie