Testo I'll never tell

Anya:
This is the man that i plan to entangle -
Isn´t he fine
My claim to fame was to maim
And to mangle - vengeance was mine
But i´m out of the biz
The name i made i´ll trade for his
The only trouble is... I´ll never tell

Xander:
She is the one, she´s such wonderful fun
Such passion and grace
Warm in th night when i´m right
In her tight
- embrace, tight embrace
I´ll never let her go
The love we´ve known can only grow
There´s just one thing that - no
I´ll never tell

Xander/Anya:
`Cause there´s nothing to tell
Anya:
He snores

Xander:
She wheezes

Anya:
Say "housework" and he freezes

Xander:
She eats these skeezy cheeses
That i can´t describe

Anya:
I talk - he breezes

Xander:
She doesn´t know what "please" is

Anya:
His penis got diseases
From a Chumash tribe

Xander/Anya:
The vibe
Gets kind of scary

Xander:
Like she things i´m ordinary

Anya:
Like it´s all just temporary

Xander:
Like her toes are kind of hairy

Xander/Anya:
But it´s all very well
`Cause god knows i´ll never tell

Anya:
When thing get rough he
Just hides behinds his Buffy
Now look - he´s getting huffy
`Cause he knows that i know

Xander:
She clings - she´s needy
She´s also really greedy
She never -

Anya:
- His eyes are beady!

Xander:
This is my verse, hello
She-

Anya:
Look at me! I´m dancin´crazy!

Xander/Anya:
You know

Xander:
You´re quite the charmer

Anya:
My knight in armor

Xander:
You´re the cutest of the scoobies
With your lips as red as rubies
And your frim yet supple - tight
embrace...

Anya:
He´s swell

Xander:
She´s sweller

Anya:
He´ll always be my feller

Xander:
That´s why i´ll never tell her
That i´m petrified

Anya:
I´ve read this tale
There´s wedding then betrayal
I know that come the day i´ll
Want to run and hide

Xander/Anya:
I lied
I said it´s easy
I´ve tried
But there´s these fears i can´t quell

Xander:
Is she lookin for a pot of gold

Anya:
Will i look good when i´ve gotten old

Xander:
Will our lives become too stressful
If i´m never that successful

Anya:
When i get so worn and wrinkly
That i look like David Brinkley

Xander:
Am i crazy

Anya:
Am i dreamin´

Xander:
Am i marrying a demon

Xander/Anya:
We could really raise the beam in
Making marriage a hell
So thank god i´ll never tell
I swear that i´ll never tell

Xander:
My lips are sealed

Anya:
I take the fifth

Xander:
Nothing to see
Move it along

Xander/Anya:
I´ll never tell