Testo Gauntlet

Tell you 'bout the first one
it's all the same to me
might as well be the last one
they're all the same you see

Everybody's sweetheart
everybody's so hard
Tangled up for the better
all cracked up
all cracked up to be
everybody's sweetheart
everybody's blowhard
Anybody's fool

If you stick around this time
you might get a chance to be somebody
they'll even watch the van for you while you play
-or- even watch your step for you along the way