Testo Jeremy's Couch

2 A.M. and two duffle bags she kicked him out on the street
He was so in love he took her to Vegas and bought her a shiny ring
He said all I wanna do is go home but I'm not sure where that is anymore
I did the best I could to pay the bills delivering chicken wings

So I'll make a call to Jeremy
Sleep on the couch and drink whiskey
Cus I can't wait to be with my friends Cus I know they're just like me

Graduated top of the class to make Mom and Dad happy
He worked so hard to miserable in Santa Barbara U.C.
He said all I wanna do is go home but I'm not sure where that is anymore
So I'll smoke some weed and lose some weight when I join the military

And I'll make a call to Jeremy
Sleep on the couch and drink whiskey
Cus I can't wait to be with my friends
Cus I know they're just like me
I can't wait to be with my friends
Cus I know they're just like me

I'm just a kid who needs an opportunity So I'm passing flyers out for other bands
When I wanna be the one that sings

Studded belts at a frat party
Kids that need opportunity
Lost love washed down with a little whiskey

Cus they're just like me
You're just like me
Cus you're just like me
You're just like me