Testo Heads Up, Dusters!

My wife and family
think that I'm crazy.
And they all know
what's best for me.

Truth is, I'm kind of
inclined to believe them,
but what's the point of laughing today knowing I won't be laughing tomorrow.

They say they
like me the way I am,
but I know that they'd
just rather have me...

Chemically altered. Chemically happy.

I'd rather take these
recreationally,
than as prescribed
2, or 3, times daily.

My friends and acquaintances think that I'm crazy.
And they all know
what's worse for me.

Truth is, I'm kind of
inclined to neglect them.
But what's the fun in living today,
knowing I'll still be living tomorrow.

They say that they
like me the way I am,
But I know that they'd
just rather have me...

I'd rather take these
recreationally
Until the 2nd, or 3rd,
time that I OD

You say that you hate me
the way that I am,
But you'll never
really understand...

I just got a script
to put my mind at ease,
And I'll sell them to you
for $5 a piece.