Testo Roland The Roadie & Gertrude The Groupie

ROLAND THE ROADIE WAS ONLY A TOADIE WHO SET UP THE LIGHTS AND MIKES FOR THE SHOWS AND GERTRUDE THE GROUPIE WAS A ROCK AND ROLL FAN WHO STOOD BY THE STAGE DOOR IN THE RAINS AND THE SNOWS ROLAND THE ROADIE MET GERTRUDE THE GROUPIE AT A ROCK CONCERT BACK IN BAYONNE HE TRIED TO SEDUCE HER, SAID HE'D INTRODUCE HER TO ALL OF THE BEATLES AND STONES ROLAND THE ROADlE GOT GERTRUDE THE GROUPIE A SEAT IN THE BALCONY ABOVE AND GERTRUDE THE GROUPIE FELT GRATEFUL AND GROOVY BUT ROLAND THE ROADIE FELT LOVE AND SOME FOLKS LOVE HAM HOCKS AND SOME FOLKS LOVE PORK CHOPS AND SOME FOLKS LOVE VEGETABLE SOUP AND ROLAND THE ROADIE LOVED GERTRUDE THE GROUPIE BUT GERTRUDE THE GROUPIE LOVED GROUPS SHE STOOD UP AND SCREAMED AS THE AMBER SPOT BEAMED ON HER HEROES SO HANDSOME AND TALL WITH THEIR EYELIDS SO DROOPY, AND GERTRUDE THE GROUPIE KNEW SHE WAS IN LOVE WITH THEM ALL ROLAND THE ROADIE, TOLD GERTRUDE THE GROUPIE TO WAIT AND HE'D BE HER MAN BUT WHILE HE WAS PLANNING A ROSE COVERED HOME SHE WAS OUT WITH THE GROUP IN THE VAN NOW ROLAND THE ROADIE HE'S BACK ON THE ROAD HIS HEART HAS BEEN BROKEN AGAIN AND GERTRUDE THE GROUPIE WAITS OUT IN THE COLD FOR THE VERY NEXT GROUP TO COME IN AND SOME FOLKS LOVE HAM HOCKS AND SOME FOLKS LOVE PORK CHOPS AND SOME FOLKS LOVE VEGETABLE SOUP AND ROLAND THE ROADIE LOVED GERTRUDE THE GROUPIE BUT GERTRUDE THE GROUPIE LOVED GROUPS