Testo Awful Waffle

Dude, are you fucking nuts?
Ug Lee, is gonna kick our butts.
Sneakin' around stealing Telly's glasses,
We're gonna get thrown out on our asses

(AWFUL WAFFLE)
What is that? No idea, but it feels like
(SPLAT) Is that syrup and whipped cream?
Sounds like a Donkeylips wet dream.

I know, you think camp is lame,
but you gotta learn to play our game.
We cause trouble quite a lot,
but the key is, to not get caught.

Someone get the syrup...
(No FUCKIN' WAY)
Someone get the sprinkles...
(DUDE WE'RE NOT GAY)
What about the whipped cream?
(SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS)
Dude, we're outta cherries... (WHERE's YOUR FUCKING CLASS?)

Camp Anawana yeah I hold you in my heart
and when I think about you it makes me
want to fart. Despite that love,
I'd have to say, that human waffles, aren't ok.
The only thing that you could do , to
change my mind, was if you made that slut Dina,
LICK SYRUP OFF MY BEHIND