Testo I'll Learn To Drive

I'll Learn To Drive [Parody of "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor] Never teach someone you like! First you was afraid You were petrified Kept thinking you could never teach me nicely how to drive But I spent so much on lessons Thinking where did I go wrong So you came along Thinking 'wot a carry on? Reversing back Into a space And when I tried a 3-point turn I saw you cover up your face! I should have started off in first I should have pressed down on the brake If I hadn?t changed to second I?d have missed the stupid lake You cried 'Don?t go?, then screamed 'No more? Just turn around now Else you?d jump out of the door Weren?t you the one who tried to teach me how to drive You said don?t fumble And don?t do more than 25! And I did try Tried hard to drive As long as I looked at the road I?d keep us both alive I mixed third up with fifth And you lost the will to live but I will drive I?ll learn to drive ? one way It took all the skills you had Not to fall apart Kept trying hard to teach me not to stall on hill-starts And how to pull off at the lights And not to wander right from left You used to cry You used to pray to God on high Now you are free I?ve passed my test I?m now officially allowed out with all the rest And you don?t sit upon my left and grip the dash in blinding fear Cos now I?m driving on my own now Can you hear me crunch the gear!?