Testo Dinner With Drac

A dinner was served for three At Draculas house by the sea The hors doeurve were fine But I choked on my wine When I learned that the main course was me! The waitress a vampire named Perkins Was so very fond of small gherkins While serving tea She ate 43 Which pickled her internal workings! Igor the scalpels go on the left with the pitchforks Igor, Igor... What a swimmer is Draculas daughter But her pool looks more red than it oughter The blood stains the boats But its easy to float Because blood is much thicker than water! INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE Dracula old friend how are things in Transylvania For dessert there was batwing confetti And the veins of a mummy named Betty I first frowned upon it But with ketchup on it It tasted very much like spaghetti! Goodnight whatever you are!