Testo Reality TV

Cue the laugh can
Cue the awwwwws
Cue the sad story with a happy ending
Congrats, your hashtag's trending

Cue the uplifting music
Cue the claps, cue the drums
Cue the build up of feelings they're feeding Since scene number one
That's some scary shit, son
I'd like a time refund
Wait, can I say shit on the radio?
No? Oh, ok then, I'll tell you what my Daddy says
Who cares?
Who cares?
Who cares?
Who fucking cares!

Cue the laugh can
Cue the awwwwws
Cue the sad story with a happy ending
Congrats, your hashtag's trending
There's nothing even real about reality shows