Testo Monkey Man

I'm A Flea Bit Peanut Monkey
All My Friends Are Junkies
That's Not Really True
I'm A Cold Italian Pizza
I Could Use A Lemon Squeezer
Would You Do?

I've Been Bitten I've Been Tossed Around By Every She-Rat In This Town
Have You, Babe?

Well, I'm Just A Monkey Man
I'm Glad You Are A Monkey Woman Too

I Was Bitten By A Boar
I Was Gouged And I Was Gored
But I Pulled On Through
I Am A Sack Of Broken Eggs
I Always Have An Unmade Bed
Don't You?

Well, I Hope We're Not Too Messianic
Or A Trifle Too Satanic We Love To Play The Blues

And I'm Just A Monkey Man
I'm Glad You Are A Monkey Woman Too