Testo Her Maphrodite

shes part girl

shes part boy

shes got parts everyone can enjoy

shes got more
shes got less

shes got her manhood tucked in her dress



is she a mister

or is she a miss

does she stand up when shes taking a piss?

shes my little grl

yeah shes my little guy
when i try to please her i get poked in the eye



she wears lace and she wears flannel

she watches football

and the lifetime channel

whats thats bulk under her nighty?

it must be her maphrodite yeah

her maphrodite ooh



somethings are white

somethings are black

some girls wear make-up

mine shaves her back

shes still beautiful

shes still fine

its too bad her package is bigger than mine



she cant help her imperfecions

shes gets jock itch from her yeast infections

who stole all my tighty-whities?

it must be her maphrodite yeah

her maphrodite 3X's