Testo Best Friend

I'm the best friend you have in this town, or at least you tell me so
I'm the only one you talk to day and night
But your days and nights must be slow, your days and nights must be slow

I'm the best friend you have in this town, or at least you tell me that
I must be the under-the-carpet, dirty little secret
You wish you never had, you wish you never had.