Testo No Romance

Help me, help me, tell me what is wrong Is this feeling common or am I the only one Help me, help me, whenever I go out To dance and to enjoy myself they think I need a guy First this boy turned up, didn't say a word He just sat and stared, oh did he get on my nerves Then a fellow came, such a gorgeous guy With an empty brain, so I told him with a smile Nice to see you, take a hike There is No Romance when you ask me for my number... Just a one-night stand, I don't need it now There is No Romance Where's the gentleman I wonder I just wanna dance, I intend to stay alone Even when I'm walking home When my, when my friends get up and dance That is when the drunk obnoxious guys take a chance help me, help me, I'm looking for a guy Who knows how to treat, how to treat me right First this man turned up with a nasty smell And the second guy, what he was I couldn't tell Then a boy turned up with a dirty mind And another one smelled of yesterday's wine How I hate the smell of it There is No Romance when you ask me for my number... Rudolph Valentino and all those other stars They're the kind of men that I can't resist Tell me do those men really not exist Help me, help me, tell me where's the passion Oh, is it all old-fashioned There is No Romance when you ask me for my number