Testo Curtains Suck

Oh, Sirius
Mr. Sirius Black
Twelve years in Azkaban
Kind of held you back

Oh, Padfoot
You were our favorite Marauder
When Jo killed you off We almost hated Harry Potter

'Cause the curtains did you in
Who would have ever guessed?
And it's really quite a sin
'Cause we all thought you were the best
But the curtains did you in
That's why we're kind of pissed
And much to our chagrin
You didn't come back in Book Six

Padfoot Lives!
We can't just say good-bye
We're awaiting your return
'Cause you're a really cool guy
Padfoot Lives!
We're having trouble moving on
Your end was a little fishy
And we don't think you're really gone

'Cause the curtains did you in
Who would have ever guessed?
And it's really quite a sin
'Cause we all thought you were the best
But the curtains did you in
That's why we're kind of pissed
And much to our chagrin
You didn't come back in Book Six

So please bring him back (We can't live without you)
So please bring him back (That's why we sing about you)
So please bring him back (You're beyond the veil now)
So please bring him back (How can the Order prevail now?)