Testo Pretty Girl

Pretty girl walking through the corridors,
Hanging out with her fellow Gryffindors.
Pretty girl, she's got nothing on her mind,
Until she hears an annoying voice behind...
which says...

[the usual 'Harry excuses']
And she says:
?Ok Harry, I'll save your neck again,
Ok Harry, but just because we're friends,
and this is the last time.?

Pretty girl, lying on the grass in the sun,
Done her school work, she's ready to have some fun.
Pretty girl, a little bored but she don't care,
Suddenly, a whiney voice comes from no-where...
and says...

[more pleading]

And she says:
?Ok Harry, I'll save your ass again, Ok Harry, but just because we're friends,
and this is the last time now.?

Pretty girl, finally got some time alone,
with her folks, her muggle family at home.
Suddenly, an explosion shakes the walls,
Door flies open, in a battered body falls...
and says...

["blah, blah blah," the usual 'people-trying-to-kill-me' routine]

And she says:
?Ok Harry, I'll save the world again,
Ok Harry, and even though we're friends
this is the last time,
yea it's really the last time,
absolutely the last time now.?

Pretty girl, grabs her wand and runs outside,
He's standing there, flashes of light start to collide,
As the air clears, a body hits the floor,
Pretty Girls just defeated Voldemort.

[enter Weezer-style guitars, and fade out]