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Testo Cock Pushups
Testo Cock Pushups
K.G.: Do you think that um..dude, do you think that when the album..when this is out...
J.B.: Yeah?
KG: Do you think that we'll..it'll make us..um.. more attractive to the ladies?
JB: (psh) Yeah. In fact, i've been getting ready.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Yeah, i've been doing cock pushups.
KG: Cock pushups?
JB: Yeah.
KG: What are those?
JB: It's where you fuckin' lay down flat on the ground.
KG: Yeah..
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG: Noo. No, it's..that'd be impossible. Your..your cock could support your whole weight?
JB: Well not at first.
KG: Yeah.
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm. How..how many pushups can you do?
JB: Cock pushups?
KG: Yeah. ...I guess you could only do one, really.
JB: Yeah, one is all you need.
J.B.: Yeah?
KG: Do you think that we'll..it'll make us..um.. more attractive to the ladies?
JB: (psh) Yeah. In fact, i've been getting ready.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Yeah, i've been doing cock pushups.
KG: Cock pushups?
JB: Yeah.
KG: What are those?
JB: It's where you fuckin' lay down flat on the ground.
KG: Yeah..
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG: Noo. No, it's..that'd be impossible. Your..your cock could support your whole weight?
JB: Well not at first.
KG: Yeah.
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm. How..how many pushups can you do?
JB: Cock pushups?
KG: Yeah. ...I guess you could only do one, really.
JB: Yeah, one is all you need.
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