Testo Baker Hotel

You can getcha kicks wrapping' Anne Marie's house
You can stick the forks in her yard
But if her daddy comes outside you better run and hide
You can dial up her number "is your refrigerator running
You better go catch it" she'll never see it coming, no
We'll laugh and hang up the phone

But, if you really want a story to tell You have to make it through the 14 stories of hell
I double dog dare you, show us what you got
You ain't nothing but a chicken until you make it to the top
Of the Baker Hotel, out there in Mineral Wells
At the Baker Hotel, out there in Mineral Wells

Theres bodies at the bottom of the elevator shaft
I hear the halls are haunted
You better run as fast as you can
Or you don't stand a chance
My daddy's second cousin made it to the seventh floor
His flashlight gave out and someone slammed the door
Oh no, theres something down this hall

I double dog dare you, show us what you got You ain't nothing but a chicken until you make it to the top
Of the Baker hotel, out there in Mineral Wells
At the Baker Hotel, out there in Mineral Wells

Every girl is going to to love you, every boy will want to be you
They won't stop talking about you when you make it to the top
Of the Baker Hotel, 14 stories of hell, out in Mineral Wells