Testo Marlboro Man

I whistle good

I'm kinda straight

And I can can can have fun


No matter what I do

I've always assumed that

I can't go on sucking on my thumb



Sifting through my toys

Resting at my door

After thinking that I couldn't read

Sitting on the porch
And waiting for porno

While sucking on my damn fugi



I don't know why

I just want to die

And here's 2 bucks for you

This is the part where I should really part

But I guess I've got nothing to do



I don't know why

I just want to die

And here's 2 bucks for you

This is the part where I should really part

But I guess I've got nothing to do



What'd our grandma think of me

All that I've got to do

Guess I should its a wonder



Tom's thumb just walked right through my nose



What'd our grandma think of me

All that I've got to do

Guess I should its a wonder